Not Quite Ringing True

| England, UK | Extra Stupid, Health & Body

(I have brought my friend into the hospital.)

Doctor: “What seems to be the problem?”

Friend: “I think I inhaled my nose ring…”

Me: *trying not to laugh*

Doctor: “Do you think you swallowed it?”

Friend: “Uhm, yes. But I also feel a lump at the back of my throat…”

Doctor: *does examination* “Okay, I can’t see anything but I’ll send you for an x-ray. When did this happen?”

Friend: “Three days ago.”

Doctor: “So you waited three days to get checked out when you thought you had a piece of metal stuck in your throat, yet you’re breathing, eating, and drinking fine for those three days?”

Friend: “Yeah.”

Doctor: “Okay, I’ll send you for an x-ray.”

(Not surprisingly, the x-ray came back clear and almost everyone was trying to hold in their laughter!)

5 Stories Of Scottish Service Disasters

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  4. Kids Love To Wise-Crack (2,185 thumbs up)
  5. Mr. Anal And Mrs. Retentive Go To Scotland (1,461 thumbs up)

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Countering Those At The Counter

| IN, USA | At The Checkout, Bad Behavior, Crazy Requests, Health & Body

(I’m in line at the pharmacy. It’s been a long day, and I just want to pick up my prescription and go home. The customer in front of me has a basket full of groceries.)

Customer: “I need to pick up my medicine! And I want to pay for my groceries here. I only have six things.”

Pharmacist: “Sure, let me get those for you.”

(The customer puts way more than six grocery items on the counter. I am beyond irritated at this point since she’s making me wait. As the pharmacist scans the groceries, however, I decide not to let it get to me. The wait isn’t that much longer, and I’m next in line anyway.)

Pharmacist: “… and there you go. You’re all set. Have a nice evening!”

Customer: “You too.”

(The customer turns to go and notices me standing in line behind her.)

Customer: *to me* “Excuse me.”

Me: “Oh, it’s no problem—”

Customer: “I SAID, EXCUSE ME. THE SIGN SAYS YOU’RE SUPPOSED TO WAIT FOR THE PHARMACIST, NOT CROWD AROUND THE PEOPLE AT THE COUNTER. YOU ARE IN MY WAY!”

(She grabs her stuff and storms off in a huff, leaving both me and the pharmacist speechless.)

Trying To Force It Through

| QLD, Australia | At The Checkout, Geeks Rule, Movies & TV, Technology

Customer: *waving shirt in front of scanner* “Sorry, I can’t scan this item! I’ve tried so many times.”

Me: “Sorry about that.” *scans item in one go* “There you go!”

Customer: “Oh… uh…”

(I notice it’s a ‘Trust Me, I’m a Jedi’ Shirt.)

Me: “It’s okay… I’m a Jedi.”

There Are No Stupid Questions, Just Stupid Answers

| NJ, USA | Extra Stupid, Technology

(I work in a bank’s contact center, where we frequently assist online banking customers with various things, including their online security questions.)

Customer: “I’m locked out again! The computer asked me for my oldest sibling’s middle name, so I put my son’s middle name in there, and it said it was wrong!”

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