5 Stories Of A French Disconnection

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Weekly Roundup: 5 Stories Of A French Disconnection Such a beautiful language, except when used in customer service:

  1. Lost In Their Own Translation (3,195 thumbs up)
  2. French Disconnection (3,516 thumbs up)
  3. Giving The French Stick (4,208 thumbs up)
  4. English And Polish And French, Oh My (2,892 thumbs up)
  5. Would You Like French Resistance Fries With That (2,434 thumbs up)

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Driven To Make A Mis-Steak

| Princeton, NJ, USA | Crazy Requests, Transportation

(Our family walks into a nice steakhouse at two in the afternoon, due to weather and personal delays. Fortunately, they are still serving customers. A large car is outside of the door, its engine still running. As we are waiting to be seated, an older gentleman walks up to the maître d’.)

Old Customer: “Is your valet usually this busy?”

Host: “I’m sorry?”

Old Customer: “My car has been sitting outside for almost an hour now and it’s still there! He must have been very busy running around parking and fetching cars. Make sure you pay him better. It’s very cold outside right now.”

Host: “Sir, I’m sorry, but we don’t offer valet parking services for lunch hours. Valet service is only available for dinner.”

Old Customer: “Oh… I left my keys in my car!”

(The old gentleman quickly walked out and parked his car. He returned a few minutes later and thanked the host. Good thing this was a relatively safe neighborhood!)

Pleasantness Is The Best Medicine

| OR, USA | At The Checkout, Awesome Customers

(I’m at the pharmacy and they have been having issues with my medication: not in yet, not the right amount, or not in stock. Today it is a misread order, and I did not get the amount I am supposed to, so they ask if I can come back on Monday.)

Pharmacist: “Haven’t you been here almost every day for one thing or another?”

Me: “All but Friday.”

Pharmacist: “I’m sorry we keep having to have you come back in.”

Me: “That’s okay.”

Pharmacist: “And you’re still so nice about it?”

Me: “Why wouldn’t I be?”

Pharmacist: *shakes my hand* “Bless you.”

Me: “Anyone who works behind a counter deserves respect until they show me otherwise.”

Pharmacist: “Can you teach our other customers that?”

Me: “I wish I could.”