A Significantly Delayed Light-Bulb Moment

| MO, USA | Bizarre

(Due to new government regulations, a number of light bulbs have been discontinued. We still sell them but will not get more in stock once the ones we have are gone. Because of this, a number of people have been buying them in large numbers. A customer approaches my register with his arms full of them.)

Me: “Oh, stocking up, eh?”

Customer: “Everyone is going to get mercury poisoning from CFL bulbs. And LED bulbs don’t work.”

Me: “Oh, I don’t know, I have LED bulbs in my house, and they work fine—”

Customer: “Global warming is a farce!”

Me: “Um… what?”

Customer: “We are seventeen years into an ice age! Soon people will be wishing they had these light bulbs to heat their houses!”

Me: “Oh… okay… Well, you have a good day, sir.”

700 Reasons To Get Grounded

| Fort Worth, TX, USA | Family & Kids, Money, Transportation

(I’m a manager at a fairly large automotive repair. I am in my office the day after Christmas, and I hear an angry customer yelling at one of my workers. I came out and take over.)

Me: “What seems to be the problem, sir?”

Customer: “I just had my car here to get a brake job done at this shop. When I got my car back nothing had been done.”

Me: “Okay, sir, let me pull up your information so I can see what all was done. I’m sorry for the inconvenience, and I’ll do my best to solve this for you.”

Customer: “She already tried to pull up my information. She said I’m not in the system, but I know I’m in there.”

(I get him to give me his information, have him look at the screen to make sure it was all correct. Sure enough he isn’t in the system.)

Customer: “No! I know my car is in your system. My son brought it in to get worked on.”

(I get the information for his son, and still no car in the system.)

Me: “Sorry, sir, but we have no record of any work being done on your vehicle.”

Customer: “That’s BS! My son brought in my car just yesterday to get the work done. It cost me $700!”

Me: “Sir, we were closed yesterday for Christmas. No one was here. There is no way we could have done the work on your car.”

Customer: “Then why did I have to give my son $700 for the wor…”

(All I could do was shrug as I watched him piece things together and realize that his son had probably spent $700 on something else.)

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Not Always Right: The Comic – Self Checkout Is Soul Destroying

MI, USA | Not Always Right: The Comic

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