Tagged And Bagged

| USA | Crazy Requests, Criminal & Illegal

(My store is in a mall, and we use sensor tags to deter theft. If the alarm near the door sounds, we’re required to check and see why. A man comes in and sets off the alarm. He approaches the desk with a large duffel bag.)

Him: “Hi, I need your help.”

(He opens the bag; it contains clothes from another store with the sensor tags still attached, which are usually removed when you pay.)

Him: “Can you remove these tags for me?”

(Needless to say, I told him no.)

Top 5 Funniest Stories Of March 2015

Not Always Right | Roundups

March 2015 Top Story Roundup: Here are Not Always Right’s top-rated stories for last month!

  1. You’re My Number One Problem (2,275 thumbs up)
  2. In Line And Out Of Line, Part 7 (2,155 thumbs up)
  3. Security Disservice (2,004 thumbs up)
  4. Bigotry Is Not On The Menu (1,980 thumbs up)
  5. Your Friendly Neighborhood Customer Service (1,958 thumbs up)

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A Hobby-tual Hazard

| UK | Bizarre, Rude & Risque

(Before we take customers through to pre-testing we have to go through some basic details with them.)

Me: “So, how many hours are you looking at a computer?”

Elderly Customer: “At least three, usually more!”

Me:“That’s cool. One last question, do you have any hobbies that could strain your eyes?”

(He thinks long and hard.)

Elderly Customer: “Does Internet porn count as a hobby?”

(Everyone, including the manager, bursts out laughing. After tearing up my only response is:)

Me: “Only if you put real effort into it…”