The Birth Of Assumption

| East Falmouth, MA, USA | Right | September 19, 2015

(A guy comes in, buys his stuff by credit card, as I hand him his bags and receipt:)

Me: “Have a nice day!”

Customer: “What? The h*** did you know?”

Me: “Sir?”

Customer: “The f*** did you know it was my birthday? You see my ID in my wallet or something?”

Me: “Uh… sir? All I said was have a nice day.”

Customer: “…”

Me: “…”

Customer: “Not ‘Happy Birthday?'”

Me: *trying VERY hard not to smirk* “…No.”

Customer: “Well, this day’s off to a good start…”

Me: *smiling sympathetically* “Have a nice day, sir. And Happy Birthday.”

Yelling Customers

| Right | September 19, 2015

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A Service To The Service

| NE, USA | Right | September 19, 2015

(I work at a cable company.)

Me: “Thank you for calling [Cable Company.]

Customer: “Yeah I just made a payment and I need to know if my services are working.”

Me: “Okay, are your Internet and TV working?”

Customer: “Yes.”

Me: “Then, yes, your services are working.”

A Crap Tipper

| Jackson, CA, USA | Right | September 19, 2015

(I am dealing craps at a casino, and we only have one player at the table. He has won about $500, and keeps ranting about how he has just gotten there, and this is all winnings. After he finally changes his chips up and leaves, without tipping, we close the table. I get sent to a $25 blackjack table, where, lo and behold, the same player has moved to. He just happens to be changing up another $400, and he has the original winnings in his hand.)

Player: “Man, I’d love to tip you, but I’m still down for the night.”

Me: “You already lost all the money you won on craps? That must have been rough!”

(The player turned red as a beet and all but ran off. My supervisor was laughing too hard to yell at me!)

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But In My Head…

| Right | September 18, 2015

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