Not Always Right: The Comic!

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They say a picture tells a thousand words, so we are very excited to introduce ‘Not Always Right: The Comic!’ Every other week, you can look forward to a painful (but hilarious) customer moments inspired by our best stories and written by our awesome co-authors – you!

Follow the woes of TJ, stuck flipping burgers at Snackdonalds, or Charlie, forced to smile at the moron customers of NotsMart (pictured below), and many more colorful characters that you’ll root for in the fight against customers who are “Not Always Right!”

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You can see our first two comics here!

A Whopper Of A Mistake

, | Frankfort, KY, USA | Extra Stupid, Food & Drink

(I work at a popular fast food chain which just so happens to be placed right next to a fairly popular burger place. Today I am working drive-thru for the first time when this happens.)

Me: “All right, take your time and order when you’re ready.”

Customer: “Okay, I’ll take a Whopper with no pickles.”

Me: “Um, we don’t have that.”

Customer: “That’s okay; I’ll just have a burger then.”

Me: “We don’t sell those either.”

Customer: “Then what do you have?”

Me: “We sell roast beef.”

(By this time the customer has realized something is amiss.)

Customer: “Where am I?”

Me: “You’re at [Store].”

Customer: “Oh, my god, I’m in the wrong place.”

(With that she takes off and I give her a friendly wave as she passes by. Needless to say everyone in the store is laughing as my manager comes to the front.)

Manager: “What happened?”

Me: “Customer was wanting [Burger Place] and came here by mistake.”

Manager: “That happens a lot. My favorite is when they come inside and still try to order from the wrong menu.”

I Don’t Work Here, Does Not Work Here, Part 17

| Fort Hood, TX, USA | Crazy Requests

(I am browsing the video game section of a big box retailer wearing normal clothes, with my five-year-old son in tow.)

Customer: “Excuse me; can you unlock this iPad for me?”

Me: “Oh, I don’t work here. But the guy over there—”

Customer: “Why not?!”

Me: “I’m… sorry?”

Customer: “Why can’t you unlock it for me?!”

Me: “Because I don’t work here?”

Customer: “THAT’S NOT AN EXCUSE!”

Related:
I Don’t Work Here, Does Not Work Here, Part 16
I Don’t Work Here, Does Not Work Here, Part 15
I Don’t Work Here, Does Not Work Here, Part 14