Taking A Stand And Quitting

| OR, USA | Right | October 20, 2015

(I work in the deli of an organic grocery store. We get a lot of customers that can be hard to deal with, but after years of customer service jobs I usually don’t have a problem. This happens about an hour after I have given my notice so I can return to school. I am at the case and an older regular comes up to ask me to restock the forks on the salad bar. There is a woman serving herself some salad, so the older gentleman and I stand back and chat to let her finish before I get the forks from underneath the counter. As she finishes and walks away I proceed to get the forks and stock them. She sees me doing this and says:)

Woman: “You could have said ‘excuse me.’ I would have moved.”

Me: “It was no problem. We weren’t in a rush. Have a great day.”

Woman: *absolutely loses it, yelling:* “INSTEAD OF BEING SO RUDE JUST STANDING THERE!”

(I was speechless, and honestly couldn’t help but smile. This got her even more mad and she yelled further. By that point I couldn’t stop from laughing and walked back behind the case before she could continue berating me. Thank you, rude, crazy girl, for reaffirming my decision to get my degree!)

The Key(board) To Making Great Beer

| IA, USA | Right | October 20, 2015

(I work in a computer store that does a lot of repairs. A customer comes in with a laptop they are having problems with.)

Customer: “Uh, I was cleaning my keyboard with some Windex and now it’s not working right.”

(We are slow, so I take the computer in back and pop the bottom plate off and am assaulted with the smell of stale beer. It had obviously been spilled on the keyboard and flowed down into the computer.)

Me: *after returning to the customer* “Are you sure it was just Windex that got on the keys?”

Customer: “Yah.”

Me: “What about the beer smell?”

Customer: “Oh, well, I was using the Windex to clean off the beer!”

Oily Hair Changes

| Norfolk, VA, USA | Right | October 20, 2015

(I am a customer in a popular chain haircut place in a strip mall near my home when a customer walks in…)

Customer: “Do y’all do hair?”

Employee #1: *holding my hair, and a pair of scissors* “Yes. Yes, we do.”

Employee #2: *under her breath* “No, we just do oil changes here. Pull your car around back…”

Can You Read Dates?

| Right | October 20, 2015

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Not Always Right: The Comic – I Can Be Anything I Want

MA, USA | Right | October 20, 2015

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