The Look Is Priceless, Unlike Your Groceries

| Right | January 6, 2016

Alpha Male Fail

| Right | January 6, 2016

Weird And Warming Thoughts

| Jacksonville, FL, USA | Right | January 6, 2016

(It’s a slow night at work and it’s cold. I decide to verbally air my thoughts aloud and didn’t realize people were around me.)

Me: “Man, it’s cold in this store. I wish they’d fix that.”

Customer: “Are you serious? Like, are you for real?”

Me: “Excuse me, ma’am? Is there anything I can help you with?”

Customer: “No, but you didn’t answer my question. Were you talking to anyone specifically or were you talking to yourself?”

Me: “Uhhh, no, ma’am. Just kinda talking to myself. Ya know?”

Customer: “Why?”

Me: “Why not?”

Customer: “You shouldn’t do that.”

Me: “Oh? Why’s that?”

Customer: “Talking to yourself is weird. Only weirdos with mental issues do that. People will say stuff about you.”

Me: “Oh. That sounds pretty neat.”

Customer: “Um… okay, then.”

(She gave me a weird look and quickly shambled away.)

A Big Mayo No No, Part 3

, | MA, USA | Right | January 6, 2016

(A customer with a thick accent approaches the counter.)

Customer: “Do you have margarine-aise?”

Me: “Margarine?”

Customer: “No, margarine-aise.”

Me: “Mayonnaise?”

Customer: “No, margarine-aise.”

Me: “I’m sorry, what is it you want?”

Customer: *now angry* “You no listen? Margarine-aise.”

Me: “Mayonnaise?”

Customer: “Yes.”


Wrapping Up Nicely

| CA, USA | Right | January 6, 2016

(I work at a local toy store and we offer free gift wrapping for anything purchased in the store.)

Me: “Are you going to be needing anything gift wrapped today?”

Customer: “Yes, please, but not any of this.” *pulls out two books and a tee shirt from her bag*

Me: “I’m sorry our gift wrapping is only available for items purchased within the store or off our website.”

Customer: “But it’s going to the same person that these—” *points to toys on counter* “—are for. Can you make an exception?”

Me: “I’m sorry. It is our store policy.”

Customer: “That is absolutely ridiculous. I am a paying customer.”

Me: “I would be more than happy to wrap the items that you’ve purchased from here.”

Customer: “I already told you, I didn’t want those wrapped. Do you not listen? I need to speak with your manager.”

(I page the owner from his office and he comes out about a minute later as I continue to ring up and wrap for the customers waiting in line behind her.)

Customer: “Your employee is providing terrible service.”

Owner: “I’m sorry about that. What is the problem?”

Customer: “She refuses to wrap my items.”

Owner: “Well, if it is too big, I’m sorry, but we can’t wrap it. The counter space doesn’t allow for all the room needed.”

Customer: “No, she won’t wrap these items I bought from another store.”

Owner: “Well, it clearly states on our wrapping policy that the items must be bought here.”

Customer: “That’s f****** stupid. I’m never coming back.”

Owner: “Good. We will not miss your service.” *posts a huge smile on his face* “Have a great day!”

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