You Ain’t Comin’ Back

| Right | November 2, 2015


The Wrong Supermarket For Super Hackers

| Saranac Lake, NY, USA | Right | November 2, 2015

(It is the early 1990s. It is my last week of work at the only department store in town and we are just rolling out the first UPC scanners in the store. This is new technology at the time and understandably sometimes things scanned wrong. After a third item rings up at the incorrect price:)

Customer: “You are making things ring up wrong on purpose just so you can pocket the extra money!”

Me: “Believe me, lady, if I knew how to hack the computer system here to change the prices I wouldn’t be working here!”

Causing An Infraction

| Nashville, TN, USA | Right | November 2, 2015

(As at many restaurants in the South, we have extremely sweet iced tea. It is common for guests to order “1/2 & 1/2 tea.”)

Me: “What would you like to drink?”

Guest: “I want some 1/2 & 1/2 tea, but I want more sweet than unsweet.”

Me: “That’s not how fractions work…”

Not Always Right: Halloween Roundup

| Not Always Right | Right | November 1, 2015

We hope you all had a great Halloween! Hold on to the ghoulish season just a little longer with this roundup of our most popular Halloween themed stories!

There’s Dumb, And Then There’s Scary Dumb (4,481 votes)
Worst. Advertising. Ever. (3,330 votes)
I Can Be Anything I Want (2,082 votes)
Putting The Situation On To A Knife-Edge (3,842 votes)
We Ain’t Got Jack (3,336 votes)
Driving Down Route 66(6) (3,934 votes)
More Leftovers, Less Landfill (3,734 votes)
Helping The Needy (5,652 votes)

I Wish I Could Be The One

| Right | November 1, 2015


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