Someone Find An Old Ad From When Coca-Cola Had The Cocaine!
While working for a government-owned liquor store (yay, monopoly!) in Sweden, I had a customer approach me.
Me: “Hi, how can I help you today?”
Customer: “Hello, I am looking for a non-alcoholic red wine containing antioxidants.”
Me: “I’m sorry, a non-alcoholic red wine containing antioxidants? I don’t think I’ve heard of that particular combination before.”
Coworker: “I’m sorry, it doesn’t ring any bells for me, either. Are you sure this is something we currently offer?”
Customer: “Look!”
The customer shows me her phone.
Customer: “Here is an article describing this wine and how it’s available at [Store]!”
We go through our and other stores’ inventory and check the customer’s online article while finding zero matches.
Me: “Well, ma’am, since this article is from 2015, and it’s currently 2024, I will have to assume this particular wine is no longer available for sale, and unfortunately, there’s nothing I can do about it. I’m so sorry, but there’s nothing I can do.”
Customer: “But how is it possible that it’s no longer for sale if I can find articles about this wine?”
Me: “Ma’am, the article is out of date, and that’s why the product is no longer available.”
Customer: “But I could find the article about the product, so I should still be able to buy it… This is terrible customer service!”
Cue mental breakdown.