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https://notalwaysright.com/his-repair-method-doesnt-hold-water/6431
https://notalwaysright.com/customers-a-real-dodo/8702
https://notalwaysright.com/when-matter-doesnt-matter/6513
https://notalwaysright.com/no-brains-and-the-bees/5821
https://notalwaysright.com/the-union-of-soviet-solar-systems/6610
https://notalwaysright.com/cant-keep-a-good-waitress-down/8863
https://notalwaysright.com/bulk-mail-to-the-future/5838
https://notalwaysright.com/an-argonizing-encounter/43756
https://notalwaysright.com/in-hot-soup-now/41893
https://notalwaysright.com/the-sun-is-such-a-slacker-sometimes-part-2/6363

This Should Have Been A Piece Of Cake

| England, UK | Food & Drink

(We are offering a cake tasting service for a couple arranging their wedding. They are given a selection to suit the style of their wedding and asked for feedback. The session has been going well, with the bride-to-be enjoying practically every cake offered to her. She has a review form we use to assist in the decision making. We have neared the end and she is getting ready to leave.)

Bride: “Thank you ever so much. That was delicious!”

Me: “We aim to please. Have you decided on a cake or would you like some time?”

Bride: *handing me the review form* “No, just use whichever I ranked top.”

Me: “Certainly. There will also be a second tasting…” *reads the form* “Umm, miss?”

Bride: “Oh, that will be lovely. I’m sure my husband will love it.”

Me: “Umm, miss. I think there has been some—”

Bride: “Thank you for the help. Goodbye!” *leaves*

Colleague: *sneaking in* “So… which did she pick?” *I hand over the form* “Oh, well, that’s not very helpful. She’s marked 10 for all of them!”

(We ended up having to call the groom in after the bride found it too difficult to decide. She started crying and begged the groom to “just to pick one,” and then got angry at him for picking the “wrong” one. The last I heard the wedding was still on, but had been pushed back another year. Some brides can get a bit overwhelmed by it all. Let’s just hope she manages to straighten everything out!)

These Customers Come At All Hours

| FL, USA | Bad Behavior, Liars & Scammers, Time

Me: “Thank you for calling [Store]. This is [My Name]. How can I help you?”

Customer: “Yeah, I’ve been waiting for over an hour! Where’s my pizza?”

Me: “It’s on its way, sir.”

Customer: “Well, what are you going to do about it?”

Me: “About what, sir?”

Customer: “I’ve been waiting for over an hour!”

Me: “We won’t be doing anything. There’s no way you’ve waited that long.”

Customer: “WHAT?! ARE YOU CALLING ME A LIAR?!”

Me: “No, sir, just mistaken.”

Customer: “And why’s that?!”

Me: “It’s 11:20, sir—”

Customer: “So?!”

Me: “We open at 10:30.”

Customer: *click*

Its Non-Existence Has Been Logged With Technical Support

| VA, USA | At The Checkout

Customer: *trying to put his card in the chip reader* “Your chip reader isn’t working!”

Me: “We don’t have a chip reader.”

Customer: “That’s why it’s not working.”

Roundup: The Most Popular Stories Of The Week

Roundups

Shake off the week of bad customers… with even more bad customers! Find for your reading pleasure below, a roundup of the most popular stories of the last week (March 13th – March 19th 2017)!

See more roundups here! Don’t forget to check out this week’s comic! You can also check out this week’s episode of our show!

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