Captain Obvious To The Rescue

, , | | Right | November 16, 2007

Me: “Hello, welcome to [Sandwich Shop]. What kind of sandwich can I get for you?”

Customer: “Uhh… I’ll get a club.”

Me: “Would you like a six inch or a footlong?”

Customer: “I don’t know. How long is a footlong?”

Me: “It’s a FOOT LONG.”

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Depth Perception Strikes Again

, | | Right | November 16, 2007

Customer: “So you’re sure you don’t have any small hot dogs?”

Employee: “Yes.”

Customer: (Points to hot dog grill further down the counter) “Well, what about those ones over there then??”

Employee: “No, they’re just further away.”

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Honesty Is Always The Best Policy

, , | | Right | November 15, 2007

Customer #1: “Ah… okay. Thanks for your help.”

Me: “That’s what I’m here for.”

Customer #2: “I need help…”

Me: “…and that is how it’s done.”

Customer #2: “That was simple. You made me feel dumb.”

Me: “That’s what I’m here… I mean…” (I didn’t know what to say from there)

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For The Money I Pay, It Should Drive Itself

, , | | Right | November 15, 2007

Customer: “Hi, I have a Mercedes. How do I adjust my rear view mirror?”

Me: (Not sure if she is serious) “Well, you must manually adjust your rear view mirror.”

Customer: “What do you mean?”

Me: “Umm… take your hand and move the mirror so you can see.”

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No Problem, We Have A Cow Out Back

, , | | Right | November 14, 2007

Me: “Hi, welcome to [Restaurant]! Can I get you something to drink?”

Elderly Customer: *pounds fists on table* “I WANT BEEF!”

Me: “O… k… If you’re ready to order, I could get you our [Roast Beef Entree]?”

Elderly Customer: “I don’t care. I just want beef!”

Me: “Okay…” *sighs*

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