Costs To Put You In The Red

| Minneapolis, MN, USA | Uncategorized

Me: “Hi, this is [company]. How may I help you?”

Caller: “I am trying to print out a report. I was wondering if you could stop emailing it in color. The color ink is very expensive!”

Very Sake Customers

| Long Island, NY, USA | Uncategorized

Me: “Hi, what would you like to order?”

Customer #1: “I want a salmon roll. It comes with salmon inside…wrapped in rice and seaweed.”

Me: “Sure. That is how salmon rolls always come, anyway.”

Customer #2: “I would also like a spicy tuna roll. Just spicy tuna…wrapped in rice and seaweed.”

Me: “Okay, that’s how all of our rolls come. You can just say the name of the roll.”

Customer #1: “Oh, and I’ll also have a cucumber roll…with cucumber inside, wrapped in rice and seaweed.”

Baking Up Baby

| NY, USA | Uncategorized

Me: “Hello, sir. How can I help you?”

Customer: “Hi, I’d like to get cookies. How much are they?”

Me: “By the size of the box or the bag. We have 4 and 8 pound bags, and different sized boxes.”

Customer: “8 pound bag? So I could fit a whole baby in there?”

Not A Smart Guy, Period

| Auckland, New Zealand | Uncategorized

Me: “Okay, sir. The email address is [name]@[company].com.”

Caller: “Dot-com. Is that all one word?”

Me: “Dot, as in a full stop.”

Caller: “Smart guy, huh?!”

Not So Smart-Phone, Part 3

| New York, NY, USA | Uncategorized

Caller: “I’d like to know how to charge my handheld, please.”

Me: “Take the cable, and plug it into the bottom of the handheld. Take the other side, and plug it into the wall.”

Caller: “Which one goes in the wall?”

Me: “The side that has the two prongs.”

Caller: “Why is this so complicated?!” *click*

Related:
Not So Smart-Phone, Part 2
Not So Smart-Phone

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