Top 5 Funniest Stories Of July 2014

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July 2014 Top Story Roundup: Here are Not Always Right’s top-rated stories for last month!

  1. Didn’t Have The Backbone To Say It (2,786 thumbs up)
  2. Wants The Number Of The Devil (2,425 thumbs up)
  3. A Bark As Bad As The Bite (2,286 thumbs up)
  4. Filled With Creamy Justice (2,166 thumbs up)
  5. That Snobby Attitude Isn’t Working For You (1,992 thumbs up)

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Top 5 Funniest Stories Of July 2014

| Not Always Right | Right | August 1, 2014

July 2014 Top Story Roundup: Here are Not Always Right’s top-rated stories for last month!

  1. Didn’t Have The Backbone To Say It (2,786 thumbs up)
  2. Wants The Number Of The Devil (2,425 thumbs up)
  3. A Bark As Bad As The Bite (2,286 thumbs up)
  4. Filled With Creamy Justice (2,166 thumbs up)
  5. That Snobby Attitude Isn’t Working For You (1,992 thumbs up)

PS #1: check out our new Extras section, with pictures, videos, and news!

PS #2: Read more roundups here!

Not In His Salad Days Anymore

, | WA, USA | Right | August 1, 2014

(I am a civilian contractor at a military installation’s dining hall. Unlike some of the comfort facilities at the installation, we don’t have restrictions on who can dine here; as long as they can access the installation, they can eat. It is my turn to tear down the salad bar at the end of dinner. I have taken out all of the utensils and begun to pull the dishes, when an older man in civilian clothing comes up behind me.)

Customer: “What are you doing with the salad bar?”

Me: “I’m sorry, sir. Did you order a salad?”

Customer: “No, I just wanted to get a few of these.” *gestures at the fruit mix at the end of the bar*

Me: “So, you did order a salad bar?”

Customer: “No, I just wanted to get a few of these.”

Me: “Sir?”

Customer: “Oh, you mean I have to order a salad bar to get things from the salad bar?”

Me: “Yes, sir.”

Customer: “Oh.”

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