March 2013 Top Story Roundup

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March 2013 Top Story Roundup: Here are Not Always Right’s top-rated stories for the month of March!

  1. Judge A Sandwich On Its Filling (4,358 thumbs up)
  2. Bigotry Unleashed (3,921 thumbs up)
  3. Tip Of The Entree Iceberg (3,778 thumbs up)
  4. Getting Into Double-Double Trouble (3,272 thumbs up)
  5. The Darkest Coffee Lightens The Mood (3,179 thumbs up)

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He Jumped The Gun

| Seattle, WA, USA | Criminal & Illegal, Extra Stupid

(A man bursts through the doors in a panic.)

Man: “Did you need me to call the police?”

(I am very confused.)

Me: “What?”

Man: “That must have been terrifying! How much did he take?”

Me: “Sir, I’m not sure what you’re talking about. Slow down.”

Man: “I was walking down the street when I saw a guy walk out of here carrying a gun!”

(I stare at him for several seconds.)

Me: “Sir, have you looked around? Did you see our sign on the way in?”

Man: “No, why?”

Me: “Sir, this is a gun store. He bought it here.”

Read Or Die

| Calgary, AB, Canada | Books & Reading, Canada, Extra Stupid

(I’m at the cash register; a lady walks up and plunks six different paperbacks on the counter.)

Customer: “Which one is the best? I only want to buy one today.”

Me: “Well, that depends on your tastes. Is there a particular genre that you’re interested in?”

Customer: “No, I mean which one did you like the best?”

Me: “Well, I haven’t read these particular books, but I can tell you which one is most popular right now…”

Customer: “Of course you’ve read them all. You work here, right? You have to know what you’re selling!”

Me: “Ma’am, we sell thousands of different books; there’s just no way I can read them all.”

Customer: “You’re not doing your job! You have to know! Now tell me which book was the best!”

Me: *points randomly* “…that one.”

Customer: “Thanks!”