Something Smells Fishy, Part 2

| Canton, MI, USA | Pets & Animals

(I’m working in the pet department, cleaning out the dead fish in the tanks. A small girl, probably about 5 or 6, approaches me.)

Girl: “Are you taking care of the fish?”

Me: “Yes, I am.”

Girl: *noticing the dead fish* “There’s a dead fish in there!”

Me: “Yeah, I’m taking care of the dead fish.”

Girl: “What are you doing with the dead fish?!”

Me: “No, I’m—”

Girl: “STOP KILLING ALL THE FISHES!”

(Thankfully, the mother comes and grabs her, apologizes profusely, and quickly walks away.)

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A New Dimension Of Stupidity, Part 2

| Portsmouth, UK | Math & Science

(I’m makeup artist on a counter in a large department store. Although I don’t have anything to do with the department store, lots of customers approach me for help, and I’m usually able to assist.)

Customer: “Excuse me, do you sell the Nintendo 3DS?”

Me: “We don’t in store, but I can order one for you.”

Customer: “You know, I wish everything was in 3D. The world would be so much more interesting!”

Me: “Ma’am, everything is in 3D, including yourself.”

Customer: “Whatever. Airheaded bimbo!” *storms off*

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Clothing That Just Takes Control

| Miami, FL, USA | Language & Words, Rude & Risque

(Note: I work at a charity that accepts donations.)

Customer: *quite loudly* “Where can I leave my domination clothing?”

Me: *stares shocked*

Customer: “That’s the wrong word, isn’t it?”

Just Mildly Stupid

, | Rochester, New York, USA | Food & Drink

(I’m taking a phone call for the pizzeria I work at. Everything is going fairly normal until the customer places an order for wings.)

Me: “Okay, would you like you boneless wings or traditional wings?”

Customer: “What’s the difference?”

Me: “Well, traditional wings are bone-in and boneless wings don’t have bones in them.”

Customer: “Whatever, I just want them mild.”

Me: “Okay, would you like that in our mild BBQ or mild buffalo sauce?”

Customer: “No, just mild.”

Me: “We carry a mild BBQ and a mild buffalo. Which could I get for you tonight?”

Customer: “No! I just want your traditional mild!”

Me: “Okay, that’s one order of mild buffalo–”

Customer: “NO! Just MILD!”

Not Going To Qualify

| Arizona, USA | School

Student: “I’d like to know where your study guides are. I’m going to take a test.”

Me: “Sure, which one?”

Student: “The Mensa test. I need to know where your Mensa test study guides are.”

Me: “I’m sorry. They don’t make those.”

Student: “So, will you be getting some in soon?”

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