Not Always Right: PCMag.com’s Top 100 Websites of 2013!

PCMAG.com | Right | February 3, 2014

Hey Friends! We’re thrilled and honored to be able to announce that Not Always Right has been named as one of the Top Websites of 2013 by PCMAG.com (scroll down the page to see our mention; we’re between Letters of Note and The Oatmeal).

We’d like to thank you, our readers who have made this possible by sharing your awesome stories with us and the rest of the world.

Let’s continue to share a little (or a lot) of laughter each day!

PS- Don’t forget to check out our newest site, Not Always Friendly, for even more laughs!

Complaints Versus Gratitude

| Right | February 3, 2014

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5 Stories of Customers That Want To Blame Obama

| Not Always Right | Right | February 2, 2014

Weekly Roundup: 5 Stories of The Customers That Want To Blame Obama The 44th President Of The United States has been blamed for a lot of things, but these customers should really start watching the news before they add to that list!

  1. Socially Acceptable (3,996 thumbs up)
  2. Health Care(less) (3,166 thumbs up)
  3. Pepperoni Extremism (5,490 thumbs up)
  4. Polarized Politics Predisposes People To Puerility (2,036 thumbs up)
  5. I Don’t Work Here, Does Not Work Here, Part 6 (2,377 thumbs up)

PS #1: check out our Extras section, with pictures, videos, and news!

PS #2: Read more roundups here!

Smelly Cat Lady, Smelly Cat Lady, What Are They Feeding You

| UK | Right | February 2, 2014

(It is a Tuesday late night, which everyone dreads, because of the infamous ‘Cat Lady’. She is a very lovely, quiet, but friendly lady but has one of the least pleasant aromas that I have ever experienced.)

Manager: *to Cat Lady* “Ma’am, I am just about to close. Please, can you go down to [My Name]’s checkout.”

(Cat Lady nods and smiles, and goes down my checkout. She places her few items on the conveyer belt and I can already start to smell her as she comes up to me.)

Me: *under my breath* “Oh my god, [Manager]. I can’t believe you did that!”

Manager: “Just wait, okay?”

(Cat Lady is about to reach me. Just as she does, my manager grabs a pot of fresh basil that had been left earlier that day and thrusts it into my face.)

Manager: “[My Name], smell this basil! It’s such a nice smell!

Cat Lady: “Wow, it’s so nice that you all appreciate the produce here!”

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A Seriously Crumby Job

| Toronto, ON, Canada | Right | February 2, 2014

(I’m cleaning the tables when I hear a customer yelling.)

Customer: “Excuse me! You just sprayed that poison on me!”

Me: “Poison? Oh, I’m sorry. You’ll be okay though. It’s just sanitizer. It’s no worse than the type you’d put on your hands.”

Customer: “You put that on all the tables?!”

Me: “Well, yes. It’s to keep germs from building.”

Customer: “What if a customer eats it?”

Me: “That could only happen if they licked the table.”

Customer: “It could happen. And stop knocking those crumbs to the floor! It’s making the floor dirty!”

Me: “How else can I get the table clean? I will sweep up once I’m done with the table.”

Customer: “Sweep the crumbs into your hand!”

Me: “I need a raise…”

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