Bigots Begone Themed Giveaway Roundup

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Bigots Begone Themed Giveaway Roundup! Here’s a final roundup of stories from last month’s themed giveaway!

  1. Addressed The Race Issue (3,863 thumbs up)
  2. He’s Got Bigot Written All Over Him (1,268 thumbs up)
  3. No ID, No Idea, Part 11 (1,416 thumbs up)
  4. A Wee Bit Foreign (2,172 thumbs up)
  5. Gender Unawareness Issues (1,345 thumbs up)

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Wireless, Clueless, And Hopeless, Part 13

| Elk Grove, CA, USA | Extra Stupid, Technology

(A customer comes up to me holding two controllers.)

Customer: “Hi. I’d like to know what the differences are between these controllers.”

Me: “Well, this controller is wireless, and this one is wired.”

Customer: “What does that mean?”

Me: “It means one of the controllers has a wire, and the other one does not.”

Customer: “What does that mean?”

Me: “Uh, one of the controllers has a physical cord that comes out of it.”

Customer: “But what does that mean?”

Me: “This controller has a cord to connect to the console. This other controller does not have a cord.”

Customer: “Ooh, so it’s like it’s wired!”

Related:
Wireless, Clueless, And Hopeless, Part 12
Wireless, Clueless, And Hopeless, Part 11

H2Slow, Part 4

| Blacksburg, VA, USA | Extra Stupid, Technology

(A customer walks into store with a phone that’s not working. It’s raining outside.)

Customer: “Hey man, my phone stopped working. Can you get me a new one?”

Coworker: “Do you have insurance? The watermarks show that the phone has gotten wet.”

Customer: “No, I don’t, but I’ve never gotten my phone wet!”

Coworker: “Well, it clearly did at some point. Were you by any chance using it while it was raining?”

Customer: “Yeah, I was earlier, but that wouldn’t have done it, would it? Would rain get my phone wet?”

Coworker: “Is rain made out of water?”

Customer: “Ohh… right…”

Related:
H2Slow, Part 3
H2Slow, Part 2
H2Slow