Really Creped Out

| New York, NY, USA | At The Checkout, Bad Behavior, Food & Drink

(I am a customer waiting for a table at a chain restaurant that specializes in breakfast. They are having their annual ‘free pancake day’ promotion. The free pancakes are available only for sit-down customers, not takeout. Another customer approaches the hostess station.)

Hostess: “Hi, how many?”

Customer: “Do you do takeout?”

Hostess: “Do you mean for the free pancakes?”

Customer: “Why would you even ask me that?!”

Hostess: “I’m sorry, ma’am; that’s just what everyone else has been asking today.”

Customer: “Well, I’m not everyone else. You have so many other things on your menu; why would you assume I want pancakes?”

Hostess: “I’m sorry. Yes, we do takeout.”

Customer: “Whatever. I don’t even want to eat here anymore. F*** you guys; you disgust me!”

A One-Sided Argument

| Philadelphia, PA, USA | Bizarre

Me: “Hello, thank for you calling [company]; how can I hep—”

Customer: “YOU ARE DISCRIMINATING AGAINST ME!”

Me: “I’m sorr—”

Customer: “MY ACCOUNT STATEMENTS ARE ONLY ONE SIDED! MY FRIEND GETS DOUBLE SIDED STATEMENTS! THIS IS DISCRIMINATION!”

He Has Beef With The Cheese

, | OH, USA | Extra Stupid, Food & Drink

Me: “Welcome to [store]; how can I help you?”

Customer: “I want a cheeseburger, with no cheese.”

Me: “Okay, so that’s one hamburger—”

Customer: “NO. I want a CHEESE-burger with no CHEESE.”

Me: “Right. So that’s a hamburger—”

Customer: “NO! God, are you deaf or something? I want a f****** CHEESEBURGER with no f****** CHEESE!”

Me: “…okay, so that’s cheeseburger, no cheese.”

Customer: “Yes! Was that so hard?”