5 Stories Of Movie Magic And Mayhem

Not Always Right | Right | March 2, 2014

Weekly Roundup: 5 Stories Of Movie Magic And Mayhem It’s award’s season, where Oscars and Golden Globes and BAFTA’s compete for the limelight, but probably not for a movie-going audience as interesting as these!

  1. The Estrogen Empire Strikes Back, Part 2 (2,636 thumbs up)
  2. Harry Potter And The Deathly Embarrassments (3,806 thumbs up)
  3. Good People Are Not Dime A Dozen (4,013 thumbs up)
  4. Kids Movies Cost An Arm And A Leg (2,840 thumbs up)
  5. The Navi Ending Story (2,671 thumbs up)

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Top 5 Not Always Right Stories Of February 2014

| Not Always Right | Right | March 1, 2014

February 2014 Top Story Roundup: Here are Not Always Right’s top-rated stories for last month!

  1. In Threat Of A Disconnect (3,344 thumbs up)
  2. His Wife Will Have Hell Toupee (2,639 thumbs up)
  3. Mother, Daughter, Lawyer, Cry (2,578 thumbs up)
  4. Grand Theft Innocence, Part 8 (2,411 thumbs up)
  5. Channeling Good Customer Service (2,366 thumbs up)

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Love Can Drive You Crazy

| Right | March 1, 2014

Cancelling The Doorway To Time Travel

| NJ, USA | Right | March 1, 2014

(It’s about eight in the morning and we’ve been open for two hours. I answer the phone.)

Me: “Thanks for calling [Store Name and location], how may I help you?”

Caller: “Yeah, I ordered a door yesterday.”

Me: “Okay, did—“

Caller: “I canceled it today.”

Me: “Okay. D—“

Caller: “But I have a receipt that says I paid for it.”

Me: “Hold on, please.” *I mute the phone and turn to my associate at the other desk* “Hey, did a guy come in this morning and cancel his door?”

Coworker: “Yeah, the charge hadn’t even gone through with his bank yet, so he’s good. It’s already canceled out.”

Me: “Okay.” *picks up phone* “Sir, when was your receipt dated? The one that says you paid for it?”

Caller: “Yesterday.”

Me: “And you canceled it this morning?”

Caller: “Yes.”

Me: “So.. you… canceled it.”

Caller: “Yeah, but this receipt says I paid for it!”

Me: “The receipt is from the day before you paid for it.”

Caller: “…”

Me: “So it isn’t valid anymore.”

Caller: “But—“

Me: “The receipt from the day you placed the order has been overridden by the cancellation of the order, which was done today. Your receipt is now invalid.”

Caller: “So… I won’t be charged?”

Me: “No, sir.”

(After the call ends, I turn to the other associate.)

Me: “Well, it looks like we’ve got a time-traveling ‘Receipt-Lord’ on our hands, guys.”

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Something Fishy Going On Here

| NY, USA | Right | March 1, 2014

(I work in a sandwich shop. It is just my boss and me in the shop when a customer comes in.)

Me: “Hi! What can I get for you today?”

Customer: “Hi. Could I please have a medium tuna sandwich, please?”

Me: “Tuna fish? All right.”

Customer: “Wait, it’s tuna FISH?”

(Thinking she thought I meant simply slabs of fish, I explained what our product was.)

Me: “I’m sorry, I don’t mean just pieces of fish. It’s tuna salad – albacore tuna fish mixed with mayonnaise and celery.”

Customer: “Yeah, but it’s still fish, and I hate fish. Why don’t you sub shops just have tuna? Why is it always tuna fish everywhere I go?”

(My boss had to make the woman’s sandwich, because I couldn’t fathom what was going on.)

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