Introducing IYAMBAD.com!

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IYAMYOURS MascotGot something to get off your chest?

It’s a new year! As we reflect on 2011, let’s wipe the slate clean and confess the not-so-nice things you’ve done last year. Then, go to IYAMBAD.com to read others’ confessions…maybe you’ll find that you’ve haven’t been that bad after all…or maybe you have!

Here’s just one of many funny and unusual confessions already submitted to IYAMBAD:

“Last week, my father and I were pranking each other. At first it was just small stuff, such as putting vinegar/hot sauce/cod liver oil/etc. into each others’ drinks. But while he was at work one day, I stole ALL of his underwear, soaked them in water, dropped them all into a plastic bag, and stuck them into the freezer. He didn’t notice until a few hours later after he’d already taken a shower. By the time he found them, they were frozen into one solid mass of tighty-whiteys. IYAMBAD”

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Ruining It For Everyone

| Seattle, WA, USA | Food & Drink

Me: “Hi, welcome to [restaurant]! How many?”

Customer: “Two. And we’re vegetarian.”

Me: “You’re in luck, ma’am, we have some excellent vegetarian dishes.”

(I seat the customers and head back to my spot. A few minutes later, the woman storms up to me.)

Customer: ”I said I was vegetarian!”

Me: “Is there a problem, ma’am?”

Customer: ”The people in the booth next to me are eating meat!”

Me: “Ma’am, we’re not going to stop selling meat products to other customers just because you won’t eat them.”

Customer: “But I’m vegetarian!”

When In Rome (Or Spain)

| Madrid, Spain | Top, Tourists/Travel

(An American customer approaches me as I work at the customer service counter.)

Customer: “I’d like to make a complaint!”

Me: “Sure, sir. What seems to be the problem?”

Customer: “Why are all the road signs in f***ing Spanish? Aren’t you all supposed to be speaking English? If you’re going to live here, speak English!”

Me: “We are in Spain, sir. Spanish is our official language.”

Granny Warbucks

| Millbury, MA, USA | Uncategorized

(I work in the girl’s department of the store where we have many items of clothing with peace signs on them. I’m putting some clothes away when an elderly lady comes up behind me.)

Customer: “There are a lot of peace signs.”

Me: “Yeah, I guess they’re popular.”

Customer: “Not with me!”

A Cup Of Crackaccino, Please

| Oklahoma, OK, USA | Uncategorized

Customer: “I’d like a 16 ounce blended iced latte with caramel.”

Me: “Okay!”

Customer: “And could you add this to it?” *hands me a plastic baggie of white powder*

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