Worst Of Luck To You

| Colorado, USA | Uncategorized

(I’ve just rung up a customer’s order and am handing her bingo cards.)

Me: “Good luck!”

Customer: *slaps my hand with her bingo cards* “Oh, h*** no! I don’t believe in good luck!”

Me: “Okay, then… bad luck?”

Customer: “Now that’s more like it!”

Extras Roundup: E-cards For Customers

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Worst Part Of My Monday
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You’re !@#$
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What’s It Called?
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Learn To Read
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Let Them Sort It Out
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No Texting & Parenting
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How To Keep Your Online Devices In Line

| Tennessee, USA | Bizarre, Technology, Top

Me: “Thank you for calling [Company] DSL tech support. How can I help you?”

Customer: “My modem bit me.”

Me: “It… bit you?”

Customer: “Yeah, I went to turn it off and it bit me. And now it’s staring at me every time I try to get back in the room.”

(The modem has two red lights on the front that are lit solid when everything is working properly. The customer also sounds like they’re not exactly sober, so I decide that giving them a logical response won’t be much help to them.)

Me: “All right, what you should do is turn the light on in the room, close the door, and go to bed. The modem will stay up all night trying to get to you, but be stuck in the room. By morning it’ll be too exhausted to fight back and you can duct tape it to the desk to keep it in line from now on.”

Customer: “Thank you!” *hangs up*

(The next day, he actually called back to compliment me for solving his problem!)

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Dopey Duplicators Can’t Dupe Us

| Mississippi, USA | Criminal & Illegal, Liars & Scammers, Underaged

(Keep in mind that our store keeps records of people who try to trade in or sell defective, illegally copied, or stolen merchandise. One day, a teenage customer comes in with a shoebox filled with about 40 unboxed games for the Nintendo DS.)

Coworker: “Hi, how can I help you today?”

Customer: “I’d just like to get some cash for these games.”

Coworker: “Alright, I just need to see some ID…”

(My coworker does a quick check and finds that this particular customer is known for having sold us defective and illegally copied games.)

Coworker: “Do all of these games work?”

Customer: *face turns bright red* “Uhh… y-yeah. Yeah, they… they do.”

Coworker: “Are you sure?”

Customer: “Y-yeah.”

Coworker: “Mind if I test this one out?”

(My coworker proceeds to pull out his Nintendo DS. By now, the customer knows he’s been caught and begins shaking.)

Customer: “Y-you know what, never mind. I’m f-f***ing outta here!”

(He left his entire box of games on the counter. Most of them didn’t work, and the ones that did work were obviously copied. We never saw the kid again.)

Two Rows Don’t Make A Right

| Denver, CO, USA | Top, Transportation

(Walking out to grab some carts, I see a customer with a valid temporary disability sticker park his large truck across both of our designated slots. He’s still in his truck when I approach him.)

Me: “Sir, I just wanted to let you know that you are parked in both of our slots.”

Customer: “So what?! I’m handicapped and need a spot. You can’t tell me that I can’t park here.”

Me: “Sir, I am just saying that you are in both spots and if another disabled person were to come by, they would not be able to get a wheelchair out of their vehicle.”

Customer: “Well f*** them, and f*** you, too!”

(He immediately restarts his truck, backs up, and parks as completely through both spots as possible.)

Me: “Sir, don’t you think you may be going a little to far with this?”

Customer: “I told you to go f*** yourself!”

(He got out of his truck and I saw that his disability was a broken wrist. The cops at the other end of the lot had a little pink present for him when he came back out of the store, though.)

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