They Made It Through The Wilderness A While Back

| MN, USA | Food & Drink, Rude & Risque

(I am working at a restaurant that has only been open a few months. Since this franchise is new to the area, most people have never seen it before, and we often meet with newcomers. My boss often likes to call these newcomers ‘virgins’, since they have never tried our food. Two ladies walk in, one being the older mother of the middle aged other woman.)

Boss: “Welcome! Have you guys ever been here before?”

Younger Woman: “No, we haven’t. This is our first time!”

Boss: *jokingly calling to the rest of our staff* “Looks like we’ve got some virgins here!”

Older Woman: *completely serious* “Oh, not for a looong time.”

Smeagol, Medium Or Large

, | UT, USA | At The Checkout, Food & Drink, Liars & Scammers

(I’m working a double shift. It is 5:30 pm, and I’ve been here since 8 am. I am the manager on duty.)

Customer: “Yes, I’d like a large blizzard, m&m and cookie dough.”

(I make the blizzard and place it in front of him. Large blizzards are in a 21 oz. cup.)

Customer: “No, this isn’t a large and I ordered a large.”

Coworker: “That is a large, sir.”

Customer: “No, it’s not. They usually make them in this size cup.” *motions to the 32 oz. cup*

Coworker: “No, those are shakes. They don’t have m&ms or cookie dough in them.”

Customer: “They do it on the day shift all the time! I want what they give me!”

(I decide to step in, because my coworker is starting to stumble and get uncomfortable.)

Me: “Actually, sir, I’ve worked the day shift for three years now, and I’ve never seen you before in my life. Now, the large is in a 21 oz. cup.”

Customer: “Get your manager.”

Me: “You mean me?”

Customer: “Not you, your manager.”

Me: “Alright, one moment.”

(I walk in the back, and talk to myself.)

Me: “Yeah there’s guy out there that wants to talk to the manager on duty. Oh, ok… Well, I’ll go talk to him. Yes, sir? I’m the manager on duty; what is the problem?”

Customer: *takes the blizzard and storms out*

Weekly Roundup: Cruise Line Craziness!

Not Always Right | Roundups, Tourists/Travel

Weekly Roundup: Cruise Line Craziness! In this week’s roundup, we share five stories about cruise ship passengers!

  1. The Vacation Of A Lifetime, Slightly Exaggerated (1,520 thumbs up)
  2. Varicose To His Wife (4,457 thumbs up)
  3. Low IQ On The High Seas (2,070 thumbs up)
  4. When Common Sense Goes Naval Gazing (3,033 thumbs up)
  5. What’s Red Or Blue And Dumb All Over (2,682 thumbs up)

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