Got Here At 7:58

| Right | November 25, 2013

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Unrelated Personal Feelings

| Right | November 25, 2013

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Loyal Spoil

| MO, USA | Right | November 25, 2013

Customer: “I want to order this product. Since I’m a loyal customer, can I have free shipping?”

Me: “No, I apologize that free shipping is only on select products, and those products are advertised as such on the website.”

Customer: “But, [Competitor] has a similar product with free shipping. Can you make an exception?”

Me: “No, I apologize that I can’t.”

Customer: “Guess I’m going to [Competitor] then!”

Me: “Thank you for being a ‘loyal’ customer!”

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Must Work In A Mail-Dominated Profession

| Enid, OK, USA | Right | November 25, 2013

(A customer calls us after moving from here to another state. She wants a copy of her insurance verifications.)

Me: “Sure thing, where do you want me to email them to?”

Customer: “I don’t have an email account.”

Me: “Really?”

Customer: “I work for a living.”

This Store Takes Credit

| Edgewater, CO, USA | Right | November 25, 2013

Me: “Can I help you find something?”

(The customer holds up a small light bulb.)

Customer: “Yes, can you tell me what size this is?”

Me: “Sure, just let me—”

Customer: “Oh wait, here they are on the display! Now can you tell me where the rest of them are?”

Me: “Well, they should be—”

Customer: “Oh, they’re over here! Thank you so much!”

Me: “You’re welcome, but I really don’t think I can take much credit for that!”

Customer: “Sure you can! Couldn’t have found it without you! Thank you!”

(The customer keeps shopping in that section on her own while I stock the shelves a few aisles over. Every time she finds something to put in her basket, she yells out ‘Thank you!’)

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