Anti-Bigotry Bigotry

| Myrtle Beach, SC, USA | Right | March 27, 2014

(I am a male host at my father’s restaurant. My very flamboyant boyfriend has come to pick me up at the end of my shift.  I need to seat the customers first, so I asked him to step out of line.)

Customer: “How dare you!”

Me: “Excuse me?”

Customer: “That boy wants to eat in this restaurant, and you’re refusing him service because he’s gay?! Let me speak to your boss!”

(I go and fetch my dad, who’s having a hard time keeping the smile off his face.)

Dad: “What seems to be the problem?”

Customer: “That host is a homophobe! He asked that gay boy to move so he could seat the rest of us! I demand that you fire him!”

Dad: “First of all, that’s my son, and—”

Customer: “I guess you’re homophobic, too, then.  Huh? Did you teach him that homosexuality is wrong and disgusting?”

(She continues shouting abuse for a few minutes. My dad patiently waits until she was done talking.)

Dad: “Second of all, the gay boy he supposedly refused service to is his boyfriend, who is here to pick my son up for their date.”

Customer: “Oh, uh…”

(She politely apologized to all three of us, and told my boyfriend and me to have fun on our date. Moral of the story: Don’t assume that everything you see is a hate crime!)

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Put Them On Hold For Ever!

| Right | March 27, 2014

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God Knows It When You Don’t Tip

| Right | March 27, 2014

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This Scam Is Not Ready To Roll

| UK | Right | March 27, 2014

(We are known for our breakfast rolls, which can have five different toppings. This morning two students walk in.)

Student #1: “Hi. I’ll have a breakfast roll please.”

Me: “Sure thing! What would you like on it?”

Student #1: “I’ll have sausage, bacon, beans, tomatoes and a hash brown.”

(I set about making his sandwich while my coworker serves his friend. They pay and I hand [Student #1] his sandwich. He opens the box, looks at his sandwich, nods, and goes upstairs. One hour later, he comes back down.)

Student #1: “There are no mushrooms on this.”

Me: “You didn’t ask for any.”

Student#1: “B****! I want my food for free!”

(This continues for a few minutes before I explain to the customer that I charged him for a five-item breakfast roll, so he didn’t pay for mushrooms. Regardless, at any point during the hour he’d been there he could have come down and asked for mushrooms, and he’d checked the sandwich before he went upstairs!)

Student #2: *laughs* “I told you it wouldn’t work!”

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Now Has Self-Scanning Under Their Belt

| PA, USA | Right | March 27, 2014

(I am working the self-scans when I see a customer put some grapes on the electronic scale and enter the produce number.)

Self-Scan: “Place your item on the belt.”

(The customer leaves the grapes on the scale.)

Self Scan: “If you wish to purchase this item, please place it on the belt.”

(The customer still keeps the grapes on the scale.)

Self-Scan: “Please remove all items and try again.”

(After the self-scan says this, the customer takes the grapes off the scale and places it on the belt. The customer then tries to scan another item but nothing happens.)

Self-Scan: “Please remove all items from the front belt.”

(The customer takes the grapes off the belt, places them on the scale and re-enters the produce. Once again, when the customer is told to move her item to the belt, she leaves it on the scale. She then takes the grapes from the scale and places it on the belt. Confused about what is happening, she calls me over.)

Me: “Yes, ma’am. How may I help you?”

Customer: “I keep trying to purchase these grapes but every time I put them on the belt, it tells me to take it off.”

(I put the customer’s grapes on the scale, enter the produce number, and place them on the belt when I’m told.)

Customer: “What did you do?”

Me: “I entered your grapes, weighed them, and placed them on the belt when told to.”

Customer: “But that’s what I did.”

Me: “Actually, what you did was put them on the belt after the self-scan told you to remove them.”

Customer: “So when do I put them on the belt?”

Me: “The first time it tells you to.”

Customer: “So when the self-scan tells me to put something on the belt, that’s when I do it?”

Me: “Yes, ma’am.”

Customer: “You learn something new every day!”

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