Where Blow Dry Has Another Meaning

| Sydney, NSW, Australia | Right | January 26, 2014

(I work at a shopping centre. A customer approaches the desk to ask for directions to a shop.)

Me: “Hi! How may I help you?”

Customer: “Hi. Where is ‘Hairhouse Whorehouse?’”

Me: “Um? Do you mean ‘Hairhouse Warehouse?’”

Customer: “…Oh, god! What did I just say?!”

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5 Stories of Customers That Will DRIVE You Insane

Not Always Right | Right | January 26, 2014

Weekly Roundup: 5 Stories of The Worst Drivers On The Road! It’s not just the headline-making celebrities who are causing mayhem on the roads. Our collections of customers could give them a decent run (or drive) for their money!

  1. Big Brother Is Not Watching You (1,341 thumbs up)
  2. Pre(Car)ious Insurance (2,442 thumbs up)
  3. Car Free And Care-Free (2,150 thumbs up)
  4. Policy No Evil, Speak No Evil (1,996 thumbs up)
  5. If Cars Could Run On Stupidity (2,011 thumbs up)

PS #1: check out our Extras section, with pictures, videos, and news!

PS #2: Read more roundups here!

Not So Smart-Money

| Perth, WA, Australia | Right | January 25, 2014

(I’m a blackjack dealer, and get many players that are confused when a blackjack (ace and 10, jack, queen, or king) beats a hand with a total of 21.)

Player: “How did your hand beat mine? We both have 21.”

Me: “I have blackjack and you have 21. Blackjack is a winning hand.”

Player: “It’s like the casino just wants to make money.”

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That’s What You Get When You’re A Law Unto Yourself

| Right | January 25, 2014

More Stupid Questions

| Right | January 24, 2014

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