5 Jokes That Make People in Service Jobs Want to Kill You

| Right | January 28, 2014

5 Jokes That Make People in Service Jobs Want to Kill You

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Deciding On Which Managerial Post Is Splitting Pink Hairs

| Right | January 28, 2014

Needs To Seriously Self Check Out Of Campus

| NY, USA | Right | January 28, 2014

(Customer #1 is in line ahead of Customer #2, and is buying a large amount of instant coffee, instant noodles, and candy.)

Customer #1: “D***! This stupid credit card thing can’t read my card.”

Clerk: “Try it again, sir, and move the card slowly and evenly.”

Customer #1: “Nope! This f****** thing is broken.”

Customer #2: “How’s studying for finals going?”

Customer #1: “Uh… Not well. Why?”

Customer #2: “Because you’re trying to pay with your student ID.”

(Customer #1 stares at the card for a long time.)

Customer #1: “I haven’t left campus in way too long.”

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Books Are Going The Way Of The Dinosaur

| AK, USA | Right | January 28, 2014

Me: “Hi. What can I help you find today?”

Customer: “I want to find a book.”

Me: “What book are you looking for?”

Customer: “I’m looking for that book with a bunch of words in it that sounds like a dinosaur?”

Me: *stares for a moment* “…a thesaurus?”

Customer: “Yes!”

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The Most Confusing Meal Of The Day

| Ireland | Right | January 28, 2014

(I work in a call centre making reservations for a large hotel chain. A customer has just asked for a particular date in a particular hotel.)

Me: “I have the standard room for $99, or bed and breakfast for $109. The superior room for $129—”

Customer: “Wait! So the first two rooms are standard rooms?”

Me: “Yes.”

Customer: “So why is the one more expensive?”

Me: “Well, room only is $99 and if you want breakfast included it is $109.”

Customer: “I don’t understand.”

Me: “If you want to eat breakfast in the morning it’s $10 more.”

Customer: “I still don’t see why I would pay more for the same room!”

Me: “You don’t pay more for the room, you pay the extra for the food. You can have just the room for $99 or the room and breakfast at the restaurant for $109.”

Customer: “I just don’t understand why I should pay more.”

Me: “I have no idea how else to explain this.”

(She never made a booking. We were ‘too confusing.’)

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