(We sell Christmas-themed doughnuts. One looks like a Christmas tree, with a chocolate wafer stick as the trunk. On the display tray the trunk normally points towards the customer. I’ve just served someone who ordered one and changed their mind. I’ve hurriedly put it back, but the trunk is facing the wrong way, towards me.)
Customer: “I want a tree, but do you have any that aren’t upside down?”
Weekly Roundup: 5 Stories of New Year Mayhem! New Year approaches, bringing with it an end to the holiday season, but these customers will make sure it isn’t going down without a fight!
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(We have bottles of hand sanitizer at the pick-up and drop off counters for customers to use if they please.)
Me: “Hi. Can I help you?”
Customer: “WHAT DID I JUST PUT ON MY HANDS?”
Me: “Er, what?”
Customer: *waving hands frantically* “What’s in that bottle? It’s not glue is it? My hands aren’t going to stick to my cart when I touch it?”
Me: “No, ma’am. It’s just hand sanitizer.”
Customer: “Oh, okay. Thanks! Have a good day!”
(The customer leaves without getting anything from the dispensary.)
Me: *to coworker* “Why the h*** would we have glue in squirt bottles?”