Young Customers Themed Giveaway Roundup

Not Always Right | Roundups, Theme Of The Month

Young Customers Themed Giveaway Roundup! Here’s a final roundup of stories from last month’s themed giveaway!

  1. Sea Of Electricity (2,676 thumbs up)
  2. The Bald And The Beautiful (2,403 thumbs up)
  3. Ballerina Rex (2,249 thumbs up)
  4. Although He Uses A Lot Of Ranch (2,609 thumbs up)
  5. Polite Touch (2,607 thumbs up)

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A Bad Case Of The Mondays

| UK | Funny Names, Health & Body, Top

(I’m working the reception at a physiotherapist’s office. A patient enters. She’s looking a little stressed.)

Patient: “Hi, I’ve got a prescription at [time].”

Me: “Uh… a prescription?”

Patient: *shakes her head* “No, I meant… an appointment. An appointment at uh… ten to… quarter… Mr. [Name], no… [Other Name]… oh for crying out loud!”

(She stops abruptly, turns around and walks out. I sit there a little stunned. Then the door opens and she comes back in.)

Patient: “Good morning. I’ve got an appointment to see Mr. [Name] at [time].”

Me: “Ah yes, there you are. Just go take a sheep—”

(I stop, embarrassed. The patient smiles.)

Patient: “Monday mornings, right?”

Capable Of Handicapping The Capable

, | TX, USA | Health & Body, Top

(My grandmother is 96 years old, but she is still able to drive. A car without a handicapped license plate cuts her off and pulls into the handicapped spot, so she has to park further down. She walks with her cane past the 20-something young man who took her spot.)

Grandmother: “I know we aren’t supposed to judge others because we never know what they are going through, so I am going to assume you needed that parking space more than I did.”

Young Man: *turning red and not making eye contact* “Sorry about that, ma’am. Um… can I help you into the store?”

Grandmother: “Thank you, I knew you were really a nice young man.” *takes his arm* “I’ve been a widow for almost 20 years, and it’s been a long time since a man offered to walk me anywhere.”