5 Stories Of Comic Book Customer Battles

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Weekly Roundup: 5 Stories Of Comic Book Customer Battles So the big movie studios have announced their comic book film slate up to 2020! Seeing as they’re not going anywhere any time soon, neither are their customers…

  1. Like Comic Book Guy, Except Much Prettier (5,334 thumbs up)
  2. Morpheus, Tarantino, And The Green Lantern Walk Into A Bar (2,224 thumbs up)
  3. Just Plain Batty (2,049 thumbs up)
  4. Has Faith But Lost All Pope, Part 2 (3,280 thumbs up)
  5. Rated R For Reality (3,245 thumbs up)

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Speaking The Same Amount Of The Same Language

| ON, Canada | Awesome Customers, Awesome Workers, Language & Words

Customer: “Bonjour! Comment ca va?”

Me: “Ca va bien, et toi?”

Customer: “Ca va bien!”

Me: “That’s it. That’s all I got. That’s all I know how to say.”

Customer: “Me, too!”

Me: “Well, we really sounded like we knew what we were talking about, didn’t we?!”

Customer: “We sure did!”

When Pinot Means No

| Sonoma, CA, USA | Extra Stupid, Food & Drink

(Sometimes, the wineries in the Valley join up for a tasting event. People can buy a ticket, get a special wine glass and get to travel to different wineries and get free tastings of specific wines.)

Me: “Hello, welcome to [Winery]. May I pour you a sample?”

Guest: “What do you have?”

Me: “I have the 2007 Merlot and the 2010 Chardonnay.”

Guest: “Can I have a Pinot Noir?”

Me: “I have Merlot and Chardonnay.”

Guest: “You don’t have a Pinot.”

Me: “No, I do not.”

Guest: “Do you have a Pinot?”

Me: “Yes, we do, although, the Pinot is not being offered for this specific tasting. However, if you’d like to taste the Pinot, you are more than welcome to visit the tasting room upstairs and try it out. Unfortunately, it won’t be complementary.”

Guest: “Oh, never mind… What do you have again?”

Me: “I have the 2007 Merlot, and the 2010 Chardonnay.”

Guest: “I’d like to taste the Cabernet.”