(I’m working the register at a popular coffee shop chain. A woman inspects our breakfast sandwiches for a few minutes before approaching me.)
Customer: “Can I get one of the reduced fat turkey bacon sandwiches?”
Me: “I’m so sorry; we just sold out of those. Is there anything else I can offer you today?”
Customer: “Well, what else do you have that’s vegetarian?”
No Meat In Their Brain, Part 2
No Meat In Their Brain
Coupon Complications! Theme Of The Month Roundup! Here’s a final roundup of stories from last month’s theme of the month!
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(While shopping I need to use the restroom, after going in I hear the following conversation:)
Other Occupant: “Yeah, I’d like to know why my bank charged me this amount. Huh? Hold on sweetie. I can’t hear you.” *puts phone on speaker* “What was that?”
Poor Customer Service Agent: “I need your account number ,ma’am, before I can look up anything.”
Other Occupant: “Oh, sure, it’s [number].”
Poor Customer Service Agent: “Okay, that charge was an excess transfer fee.”
Other Occupant: “Hold on.”
(The other occupant flushes the toilet.)
Other Occupant: *walking past* “So what is an excess transfer fee?”
Poor Customer Service Agent: “Um…”
(The worst part? She didn’t wash her hands as she left.)