P.E. = Political Education

, | Learning | October 6, 2015

(My P.E. class has had a vote on whether to play softball or tidy up the balcony. Most vote to tidy up the balcony, but the coach declares that we are to play softball.)

Me: *walks up to him* “I hereby petition you to recognize the majority!”

Coach: “No matter how republican I am, this is not a democracy. This is a dictatorship.”

Me: “VIVA LA REVOLUTION!”

Student: “I will tase you!” *chases me with two fingers pointed at me*

Me: *runs around* “Help, I’m being oppressed!”

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