Overspending Has Grim Reaper-cussions
(My grandma is extremely frugal, and disapproves of any purchase. My mother is taking out an armful of long coats from the wardrobe.)
Mother: “We’ll need a new wardrobe to hang all these coats.”
Grandmother: “Pah! When I die, you’ll have plenty of wardrobe space.”
Mother: *still holding the coats* “Nice suggestion. Am I supposed to stand like this until you die?”