Over-dew For Some Love-sap
(I’ve been having a bad night at home and have been texting my boyfriend.)
Boyfriend: “How can I help?”
Me: “Remind me of our fun plans and then maybe make a sappy declaration of your love for me?”
Boyfriend: “Dinner tomorrow… then sleepover Wednesday and eat mozzarella sticks… and sushi… and my love for you is like a maple tree… It’s sweet and runs forever… like sap. You could say that was a ‘sappy’ way of saying I love you.”
Me: “That really made me smile.”
Boyfriend: “Just be careful you don’t get sticky from my love sap…”
Question of the Week
Have you ever served a bad customer who got what they deserved?