Outlaws In Utero

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Caller: “I want to complain. I was driving in the carpool lane and I got a ticket, but I’m pregnant with twins, so they count as two passengers!”

Me: “Um…I don’t think the policeman would have any way of knowing that…”

Caller: “But I showed him a picture from my ultrasound!”

Me: “I’m sorry ma’am, but I’m pretty sure passengers have to be outside of your body.”

Caller: “Oh!”

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