Out Of Time And Out Of Lines

| Sheffield, England, UK | Romantic | March 24, 2013

(It’s kicking out time at the nightclub. A desperate young man  has been making passes at me all night. He comes out with his one final, killer, guaranteed-to-work, chat-up line.)

Desperate Young Man: “Can I come home with you? It won’t take very long.”

(I try to give him a reply, but I laugh too hard.)

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