Our Sandwiches Are Canine Benign
Customer: “What is in your turkey melt?”
Me: “Turkey and cheese, and any veggies you like.”
Customer: “What other meats?”
Me: “Turkey.”
Customer: “And…”
Me: “Dog?”
(The customer still ordered the turkey melt, but watched very closely to make sure dog wasn’t part of the menu.)
Question of the Week
What is the absolute most stupid thing you’ve heard a customer say?