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Ot-hell No!

, , , , | Right | May 29, 2022

I’m selling tickets in the theater auditorium, and a couple approaches me.

Female Customer: “You got any James Bond tickets?”

Me: “James… Bond? Ma’am, this is a stage theater showing plays. You’ll want the movie theater a few blocks down.”

Female Customer: “So, what are you showing, then?”

Me: “Tonight we have Shakespeare’s A Comedy Of Errors.”

Male Customer: “So, no James Bond?”

Me: “Not unless the errors have taken over the comedy.”

Blank stares.

 Me: “Let me get you directions to the movie theater…”

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