What The World Needs Now Is Lust Sweet Lust

(My boyfriend and I have only been dating for roughly two months. This occurs at a nice, quiet moment in bed as we are staring at one another like the cheesy goofballs we are.)

Me: “I like you.”

Boyfriend: *with a slight weird look* “I like you, too.”

Me: “Yeah, that’s weird.”

Boyfriend: “Really weird.”

Me: “What else can we say though? I mean, that isn’t the big one.”

Boyfriend: “I don’t know. ‘I’m infatuated with you’ is too long and awkward.”

Me: “Lust?”

Boyfriend: “I lust you.”

Me: *laughing* “I lust you too.”

Boyfriend: “I can’t wait till we do this in public.”

Me: “That is why I lust you.”