Oregano-No-No, Part 2
I work at a pizza by the slice place. A customer looks at the slices with disgust.
Customer: “Eww! Your pizzas have mold on them!”
Me: “No, they don’t. They’re all fresh.”
Customer: *Points.* “I’m looking at it right now!”
Me: “That pizza has sauce, cheese, and oregano.”
Customer: “What’s oregano?”
Me: “It’s an herb.”
Customer: “What… like a plant? Eww, that’s even worse!”
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Oregano-No-No
