Orders With Benefits

| Durham, NC, USA | Food & Drink, Movies & TV, Uncategorized

(There are two teenage males in line, one at the register being helped, and the other standing behind him. They seem to be friends, but are standing in line as though they are ordering separately. As there is only one register, I decide to get started on preparing the second guy’s order.)

Me: “Hey, are you guys together or separate?”

First guy: “Oh, we’re together. Oh wait!” *shocked look* “Did you mean like, ‘together together’, or if we’re just buying together?”

Me: “I don’t follow.”

Second Guy: “Are you asking if we’re dating?”

Me: “Whichever one will make me make your food faster, I guess?”

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