Not Risqué-ing An Appearance

(I’m 15 and performing in a musical as a backup singer. I spend most of the show singing in the orchestra pit, so I’m only on stage for a few non-musical scenes. My teenage friends have come to see the show.)

Friend #1: “Have you seen [My Name] yet?”

(A rather risqué dance number starts.)

Friend #2: “I hope not!”