Ordering Meatballs, Talking Baloney

, , , | Right | July 30, 2010

Customer: “Hi, I would like a sandwich.”

Me: “Sure, what sandwich would you like?”

Customer: “I want a hot sandwich.”

Me: “Okay, do you mean heated or spicy?”

Customer: “Oh, heated; I don’t like spicy. So, I will have meatball.”

Me: “Sure, would that be six-inch or foot-long?”

Customer: “Uhm… whole, please.”

Me: “Okay, foot-long? What type of bread?”

Customer: “White.”

Me: “We don’t have white, but we have Italian.”

Customer: “Fine, whatever. Oh, and I think my daughter wants a sandwich, too.”

Me: “What type of sandwich does she want?”

Customer: “How am I supposed to know? She’s not here!”


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