Orc-ward Compliment
Fiancé: “Was your butt forged by Sauron in the fires of Mount Doom?”
Me: “How did you know?!”
Fiancé: “Because it’s precious to me!”
Question of the Week
What is the absolute most stupid thing you’ve heard a customer say?
Fiancé: “Was your butt forged by Sauron in the fires of Mount Doom?”
Me: “How did you know?!”
Fiancé: “Because it’s precious to me!”
Question of the Week
What is the absolute most stupid thing you’ve heard a customer say?
