Orange Is The New Vodka

| Working | March 6, 2015

Me: “Can I get a screwdriver, please.”

Bartender: “Um…”

Me: “Oh, a vodka and orange.”

(Bartender proceeds to pour me a glass of orange juice.)

Bartender: “That’s $8.”

Me: “Did you put the vodka in that?”

Bartender: “Oh, no.” *he pours out some orange juice and adds the vodka* “You may need to mix that a bit more.”

(Afterwards, I found out a friend of mine had issues ordering a straight whiskey.)

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