Oral Fixations, The Later Years
(A customer takes a free sample from a barrel marked “FREE DOG BISCUITS”.)
Woman: “Are these free?”
Me: “Yes, those are free samples.”
Woman: “What are they?” *rips package open*
Me: “Those are dog biscuits, ma’am.”
Woman: *takes a bite of the DOG BISCUITS* “These are the worst cookies I’ve ever tasted!”
Me: “No doubt…”
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