Opinions Fluctuate More Than Weight

(I am spending 18 months working as a missionary and I will not see my family during this time. I send pictures often, though. I am reading a letter from my sister.)

Sister: “We got your pictures. Mom says you’re fat.”

Me: “If mom feels like that’s all she can say, I don’t have to send her letters and pictures.”

(Three days later, mom sends me two dozen cookies.)

Me: “I guess she changed her mind.”

(The next day, a box of diet bars arrives.)

Me: “Nope, I was wrong.”