Opening Presents Early Brings Out PUN-ishments

(We have several chocolate Christmas decorations on our Christmas tree. Traditionally, we’re not allowed to eat them until Christmas Day. It is Christmas Eve.)

Sister: “Can I please eat one of the Christmas decorations?”

Dad: “Sure.”

(He cuts a piece of tinsel off for her.)

Dad: “There you go.”

Mum: “No, don’t eat that! You’ll get tinselitis!”