Open For Hours And Hours And Jack Bauers

(I worked at check cashing store that is open 24 hours a day. We only close for major holidays such as Christmas. One Christmas Eve, we are getting ready to close the store for the holiday and are asking the last customers to make sure the door shuts all the way behind them so that it’ll lock and no one else can enter.)

Me: “Thank you sir, and we’re closing. So, if you could just make sure the door closes behind you, I would appreciate it.”

Customer: “I thought you guys were 24 hours.”

Me: “We normally are, but we close for holidays so that we can spend them with our families.”

Customer: “That’s just ridiculous!”