Ooh, Burn!
(It’s nighttime. I am in the kitchen and my dad is watching TV in the next room when I burn my hand taking garlic bread out of the oven. I cry out in pain and immediately put it under cold running water.)
Me: “Dad! Do we have any burn cream?”
Dad: “I don’t know… Why? Did you burn yourself?”
Me: “Way to figure it out, Nostradamus!”
(For some bizarre reason, he didn’t seem too inclined to help me out after that remark.)
Question of the Week
What is the absolute most stupid thing you’ve heard a customer say?
